Funny SVG Bundle 2

[WHAT YOU WILL GET] ---------------------------------------------------------- Funny shirt design bundle #2 (20 designs): - I'm expensive all the time, stop asking when I'm free - My wife says I have 2 faults, I don't listen and something else - Turn off the news Turn up the music - I'm not trying to be difficult, It just comes naturally - Half holy, half hood, that means pray with me don't play with me - Sorry I'm late my dog was sitting on me - Proud member of the national sarcasm society - You call them swear words, I call them sentence enhancers - I want to pause adulting and lower the difficulty - I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's giving me lately - Do not disturb, my peace, my joy, my grind, my whole entire vibe - It's a dry shampoo and coffee kind of day (distressed and smooth versions are cuttable) - I am outdoorsy, I like to drink on patios - Punch today in the face - Today's forecast: 99% chance of sarcasm - 50% IDK, 50% IDC - Not slim, kinda shady - It's an add to cart kind of day (distressed version is png only, smooth version is cuttable) - Wears black loves dogs avoids people - Frankly autocorrect I'm getting a bit tired of your shirt - PLUS A BONUS NUMBERED PRINTOUT Download includes: svg, dxf, png and eps formats in a zipped folder. SVG can be used with: Cricut Design Space, and Silhouette Designer Edition, Make the Cut (MTC), Sure Cuts A Lot (SCAL), and Brother Scan and Cut “Canvas” software. DXF can be used with: Silhouette Basic Edition. EPS can be used with: CorelDraw, Inkscape, and Adobe Illustrator PNG is a photo file with a transparent background (png's come in black and white at 11 inches wide 300 dpi)